Ok so I’m in Tenerife on holiday and as we go to check out the receptionist say “oh good, we had a lot of complaints about the noise” firstly what, that’s going to make us want to come back isn’t it… No and then second, unless I snore really loudly (which I don’t think is the case) then we made no noise late at night.
Yes we where chatting on the balcony at 12:00 (not 03:00 or 04:00 in the morning) but with hushed voices, no in fact what the receptionist meant to say was “we’re really sorry but our security are a bunch of min wage arse wholes who can’t be bothered to work the whole night so when they want to go to bed every one must go to bed”
Just to let you all know, my friend has been to the same apartments for a number of years and knows the permanent guest next door very well and she didn’t complain once about our hushed talking.
So todays rant is about Receptionist that say silly things just when your leaving, they don’t ask you if you where making any noise, they assume the security guard that couldn’t come up and knock on the door of the night in question was telling the truth well miss receptionist I’m glad we left as well course we had a great time, most of it spent out side your hotel and away from your control freaking, lazy ass security and you.